US sources have leaked covert film confirming that President Obama has the ability to survive the worst social gathering in the history of Time and yet still smile and laugh when it is over.
The opening of the ‘George W. Bush Library’ required that he had to be present to make a speech. President Obama was not in a position to decline the invitation.
Despite the oxymoron, it was not possible for Obama to excuse himself from this date with destiny simply because he had to wait at home for the plumber or else be with a friend who was in hospital.
The library has been confirmed as “a building containing books”. How these books came into the possession of George W Bush is unknown. Bush is not famous for his love of non-fiction.
The ceremonial opening was attended yesterday by all the surviving presidents of the United States.
The library was surrounded by the most advanced security available so that its inauguration would meet without problem.
At this time, it is not clear whether the books within the library contain verifiable facts or simply random sentences of worthless information, designed to coerce ordinary citizens into becoming abusive nationalists, convinced that they are being threatened by foreign powers.
In the heavily edited video clip, President Obama is the one who looks like he wants to be somewhere else.
Ex-president Clinton is the one who looks like he wants to go with him.
George W Bush is the one who notices the camera.
Hilary Clinton is the one who just laughs and laughs…and laughs.